Confessions

I love my husband, but sometimes I just don't like him.

My allergy-ridden son was actually not doing that bad last night, but I gave him Benadryl anyway so I could get a good night's rest.

My ex-boyfriend not only was sleeping with his boss's wife but was meeting men in cars in the middle of the night for sex.

I'm a cosmetologist and sometimes I wish I could mess up someone's color just for the fun of it.

My husband and I are going through a sexual rough spot, so I'm actually enjoying online porn instead!

As an avid runner, I have to be careful at stop signs and yield signs because drivers don't obey them...and each time I nearly get hit, I realize it's a fat person behind the wheel. I don't try to knock you over when you're racing through the chips and cookie aisles at the store. Don't try to run me over during my 10-milers.

My fiancé is broke and lies to me all the time. I hate kids and I hate my job, but I can't wait to be pregnant with his kid so I can have an excuse not to work. Hopefully when we have a kid he will get a better job.

I hate a majority of my husband's friends.

I cannot stand my stepdaughter's mother. She's a shallow idiot. But secretly, a part of me is totally jealous of her. She had a child with my husband back then, while I cannot get pregnant.

I really dislike ugly people

You're being paid to write so learn to spell! Your crap makes my eyeballs want to bleed!

I feel comfortable in my self pity.

He is a sh# . Cheated on me, I divorced him. Now he has a woman in another country and he thinks he is going to be true to her...don't make me laugh

I'm starting to enjoy the girl I used to hate. What is happening to me...?

How did he get to be over 400 pounds? I'm ashamed to go out in public with him. People stare at him with disgust. We haven't had any intimacy or intercourse in 3 years. He cries real tears about losing wieght, but an hour later, he's at Krispy Kremes!

I enjoy thinking about sex with my boyfriend during work meetings — even the non-boring meetings.

I'm convinced that the passive-aggressiveness among some of the women at work would go away if their husbands would give them a good f*ck. Get laid, be happy and then come work with me.

Every time I'm around teenagers, I wonder "was I that annoying and selfish?!"

I've decided I'm an atheist, but I don't know how to tell my parents, one of whom is a pastor.

My husband loves when I dress up for him, whether it is sleazy or not. I've learned that if I have to be uncomfortable wearing some of the things he likes me in then he might as well see what I have to go through! Sooooo, if I have to wear something for him, he in return has to wear the same thing to see what it is like! Well, he now knows what wearing lingerie is all about, he knows that tights and hose are not always the most comfortable, he knows when it is nice to come home and take your bra off and throw a t-shirt on, and you know what, if it is good enough for me, it is good enough for him! We have fun and after 7 years of married life, there's always excitement in our bedroom! Try it! You never will know his response! He might just like it!!