• bitches be friends

    I'm starting to enjoy the girl I used to hate. What is happening to me...?

    Your rating: None Average: 4.3 (4 votes)
  • Am I The Only One?

    How did he get to be over 400 pounds? I'm ashamed to go out in public with him. People stare at him with disgust. We haven't had any intimacy or intercourse in 3 years. He cries real tears about losing wieght, but an hour later, he's at Krispy Kremes!

    Your rating: None Average: 4.7 (3 votes)
  • Sexual Meetings

    I enjoy thinking about sex with my boyfriend during work meetings — even the non-boring meetings.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.9 (7 votes)
  • Please Go Get Some!

    I'm convinced that the passive-aggressiveness among some of the women at work would go away if their husbands would give them a good f*ck. Get laid, be happy and then come work with me.

    Your rating: None Average: 4 (4 votes)
  • My younger self

    Every time I'm around teenagers, I wonder "was I that annoying and selfish?!"

    Your rating: None Average: 4.8 (9 votes)
  • Something to believe in

    I've decided I'm an atheist, but I don't know how to tell my parents, one of whom is a pastor.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.3 (6 votes)
  • Clothes Make the Man

    My husband loves when I dress up for him, whether it is sleazy or not. I've learned that if I have to be uncomfortable wearing some of the things he likes me in then he might as well see what I have to go through! Sooooo, if I have to wear something for him, he in return has to wear the same thing to see what it is like! Well, he now knows what wearing lingerie is all about, he knows that tights and hose are not always the most comfortable, he knows when it is nice to come home and take your bra off and throw a t-shirt on, and you know what, if it is good enough for me, it is good enough for him! We have fun and after 7 years of married life, there's always excitement in our bedroom! Try it! You never will know his response! He might just like it!!

    Your rating: None Average: 4.5 (4 votes)
  • lazy a$$ nurses

    I get tired of these overpaid nurses sitting on their lazy asses... can't even answer a call light!

    Your rating: None Average: 4.5 (2 votes)
  • I yelled my boss' name

    While having sex with my fiancé, I yelled out my boss' name.

    Your rating: None Average: 5 (6 votes)
  • Let's all get along

    I'm perplexed by the ongoing battle between working moms and stay-at-home moms. It's all hard. We need to stop attacking each other.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.8 (6 votes)
  • Decisions, decisions

    I think I'd be happier if I didn't second-guess every single decision I make.

    Your rating: None Average: 5 (6 votes)
  • Sad but true

    Domestic violence is absolutely wrong, but sometimes I think there are some people who need a good ass-kicking.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.3 (6 votes)
  • High horse

    I DO think I'm a lot better than most people.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.2 (5 votes)
  • So embarrassing

    I pee a little every time I sneeze or laugh to hard.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.3 (6 votes)
  • Color matters

    I hate blondes, especially fake ones!

    Your rating: None Average: 2.7 (6 votes)
  • Suspicious minds

    I snoop through my boyfriend's stuff when he's not around. I don't think he would, but I've been cheated on and lied to before, so I'm gonna catch him in the act before I get hurt again.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.8 (4 votes)
  • To Pointless and No Life

    You may not know it, but you are very special people. We are all different and have special talents. You are not a waste of space, you are a gift to the world and don't let anyone make you feel like you are not a wonderful and special person. Please stay positive and BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! I am grateful for you!

    Your rating: None Average: 5 (5 votes)
  • Pyramid Scheme

    Do you even know what a Pyramid Scheme is? Apparently not! This NETWORK MARKETING company pays for my bills, vacations, cars, and I get to do what I want, when I want, however I F-ING want while you are working your J-O-B! So PYRAMID THIS!

    Your rating: None Average: 2.7 (10 votes)
  • Liar, liar

    I lie all the time, sometimes for no reason at all, just because I can.

    Your rating: None Average: 3.7 (10 votes)
  • Escape

    I want to run off to Florida and work on the crew of a mega yacht.

    Your rating: None Average: 5 (7 votes)

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