• Baby Fever

    I'm not ready to have children, but when I dream about being pregnant, I always wake up disappointed it's not real.

    Your rating: None Average: 3.8 (6 votes)
  • vday

    I'm one of those people who hates Valentine's Day. There I said it.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.1 (8 votes)
  • Love

    I'm in love

    Your rating: None Average: 3.7 (6 votes)
  • Beauty Sleep

    If I had my own office and a secretary to notify me when I had a visitor, I would probably be napping most days around 3 p.m. in my office.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.1 (9 votes)
  • Don't tell

    I'm pregnant.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.1 (7 votes)
  • Secret Love

    I am in love with my best friend. She doesn't know it. Neither does my husband.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.4 (8 votes)
  • I'm sooo busy..doing what!?

    I totally respect stay at home moms HOWEVER, if you are a SAHM and your kids are in school for 7 hours per day, what the heck are you doing!? Don't tell me you are sooo busy (what, going to Starbucks)!?

    Your rating: None Average: 3.9 (11 votes)


    Your rating: None Average: 3.9 (8 votes)
  • Using Food As Comfort

    I got so mad at my boyfriend tonight that I ate four taco supremes, two been burritos and two orders of cinnamon crisps. I hate that I did that.

    Your rating: None Average: 5 (5 votes)
  • Alone Again........

    my boyfriend leaves me alone so much that I opened a profile on a dating site just so I can talk to someone else. I feel guilty because I love him but I also feel angry that he thinks it's ok to only see me once or twice a week.

    Your rating: None Average: 4 (6 votes)
  • roommates/ex-lovers

    I knew when my boyfriend and I moved in together we weren't going to last. Now we're stuck in this lease for another 7 months.

    Your rating: None Average: 3 (3 votes)
  • dog

    But seriously, my dog is the cutest.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.6 (9 votes)
  • Hey Dad, F you.

    Dad cheated on Mom. Mom forgave Dad. It's been 20 yrs. and I still haven't forgiven him.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.3 (11 votes)
  • marriage

    I really really want to, but I can't bring myself to fully believe in marriage. It kinda scares the hell out of me.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.8 (9 votes)
  • facebook

    facebook is the devil, but I can't bring myself to delete my account.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.5 (11 votes)
  • Snoopy

    I read my boss's emails. I know what she really thinks of me and, to be honest, she is a two-faced bitch!

    Your rating: None Average: 5 (5 votes)
  • Embarrassing

    I LOVE to pick my nose!

    Your rating: None Average: 4.7 (7 votes)
  • Love

    I have had a crush on someone else while in a relationship.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.6 (7 votes)
  • paper doll...

    I buy my boyfriend clothes, and act really sweet and excited when he likes them. He is under the impression that I am giving him nice gifts because I care about him. Really, I buy them for him because he has no sense of style, and I am embarrassed to be out in public with him in his regular wardrobe.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.8 (6 votes)
  • Vagina Ventings

    My vagina is a virgin, victim, survivor, lover, mistress, whore, prostitute, wife, mother and grandmother. My vagina was so powerful it made men weak and made me powerless. But now, it’s mine and I love it. I keep the keys to this castle.
    It is not pink, perfect, scentless, stapled pornography. It smells like the ocean from where it came. It was the earth cradle for two children I got, and two I didn’t. My vagina birthed a home, a village, a nation, a planet and a future.
    My vagina is revered and reviled, a temple and a tomb, a garden and a cemetery, a blessing and a curse, the beginning and the end.
    It used to be large enough to hold my hate…and your hate. But now, it’s too small to hold that shame anymore. So take back your lies, empty promises, proclamations of love, semen, sperm, fingers, sexual aids, dirty little secrets, nasty words, pedophilia, sexual addiction, emptiness and inadequacies—take them all back. Because my vagina is sick of hauling that shit around for 50 years.

    Your rating: None Average: 3.7 (9 votes)

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