Confessions

  • Sad but true

    I hate animals, and I don't understand people who are obsessed with them or refer to themselves as "mommy" to their dog or cat. It's so stupid.

    Your rating: None Average: 2.7 (9 votes)
  • What he doesn't know...

    I fake about half of my orgasms. Sometimes I just want to get it over with!

    Your rating: None Average: 4.1 (8 votes)
  • Sex and love

    I love dressing up for my boyfriend in different costumes. It gives our relationship a thrill!

    Your rating: None Average: 3.2 (5 votes)
  • :)

    My boss is an idiot.

    Your rating: None Average: 5 (7 votes)
  • If he only knew

    My ex-husband had a major germ phobia which drove me crazy. At the end of our marriage, after a long fight about me not alphabetizing the soup cans in the pantry, I snapped. I dipped his precious Calvin Klein Eternity cologne into the toilet and truly turned it into eau de toilette. My evil soul secretly smiled every day he dabbed it on and wore it to work.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.7 (11 votes)
  • men!

    I love him but sometimes wonder if he will ever grow the F up.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.4 (7 votes)
  • So strange

    I can only have an orgasm if I'm charging a man to have sex with me.

    Your rating: None Average: 4 (12 votes)
  • Dressing Him Up

    I love for my husband to wear what I wear under my clothes when we go out whether it be stockings, tights, or just panties and a bra. When I shop, I will get matching things. It keeps us both so turned on and he loves it too!

    Your rating: None Average: 4.5 (4 votes)
  • No life

    I hate almost everything about my life.

    Your rating: None Average: 2.8 (5 votes)
  • Pointless

    Sometimes I feel like everyone would be better off if I just died tomorrow. Most people treat me like I'm a waste of space anyway.

    Your rating: None Average: 2.2 (5 votes)
  • 5 second rule

    I'm a firm believer in the five second rule. No matter where I am, if I drop a piece of food on the floor, I'll pick it up and eat it anyway.

    Your rating: None Average: 3 (7 votes)
  • I Do

    I told my boyfriend I don't really want to get married, but honestly, if he asked me tomorrow, I'd say yes.

    Your rating: None Average: 3.8 (6 votes)
  • For better or worse

    My husband is an asshole, but he makes A LOT of money so I put up with him.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.2 (12 votes)
  • Too much

    Sometimes I wish I had smaller boobs, so I wouldn't have to worry about showing too much cleavage and could wear button-down shirts... maybe even go without a bra in a sundress!

    Your rating: None Average: 4.2 (6 votes)
  • She got legs

    In the winter, I try to avoid shaving my legs as much as possible. Last year, I didn't shave them until spring. Oh, the freedom of not having a boyfriend!

    Your rating: None Average: 4.4 (7 votes)
  • Borrow or buy?

    I wear clothes and then return them to the store all the time.

    Your rating: None Average: 4 (10 votes)
  • Jealous much?

    I have a friend who gets everything she wants and always gets her way, especially with men, and it drives me crazy. She's not even that cute.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.8 (4 votes)
  • Girls just wanna have fun

    If I still had my Barbies, I would still play with them!

    Your rating: None Average: 4.7 (6 votes)
  • R-E-S-P-E-C-T?

    I don't feel like someone deserves respect just because they're older than me or have authority over me. I don't care who you are, you have to earn my respect.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.7 (10 votes)
  • Jealousy's a bitch

    I absolutely love my sister but am jealous of her adventurous life. I need a vacation.

    Your rating: None Average: 3.8 (5 votes)

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