Confessions

  • Want fries with that?

    I had sex in the McDonalds bathroom... It was SUPERSIZED!!!

    Your rating: None Average: 3.5 (13 votes)
  • Tanning escapades

    I was a little worried that my sexual escapade in the tanning bed would not only be caught but might result in a very uncomfortable sunburn. Either way it was worth the risk!

    Your rating: None Average: 4.7 (3 votes)
  • Oh honey

    I find that honey packets from KFC have way better uses than biscuits.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.6 (5 votes)
  • Board Room Action

    Don't tell the board members, but I have sex ALOT on the board room table! It's rather tickling to think about when they are sitting around the table!

    Your rating: None Average: 4.3 (11 votes)
  • Work Place

    My boss conveyed to me she got a bonus! WTF? I was told there was no $$$$$ for bonuses this year! Can you say animosity?

    Your rating: None Average: 4.3 (6 votes)
  • Drink up

    Me and a few co-workers took shots at a bar during lunch and came back to the office. I don't think our boss noticed at all!

    Your rating: None Average: 4.8 (4 votes)
  • Hail Mary

    I have stolen from a church.

    Your rating: None Average: 3.5 (4 votes)
  • The real me

    Some people think I'm stuck-up and unapproachable but really I'm just shy and very self-conscious.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.9 (12 votes)
  • old boyfriend

    I am recently married, however I still call an ex-lover to have a more stimulating conversation. It's our secret.

    Your rating: None Average: 3.9 (7 votes)
  • Never enough

    We make plenty of money... so why is it we still live paycheck to paycheck?

    Your rating: None Average: 4.5 (8 votes)
  • My wish

    I wish I were skinnier, had bigger boobs, less of a butt and only wish I had the money to have it all surgically fixed!

    Your rating: None Average: 2 (2 votes)
  • Sweet fantasy

    I often fantasize about being with my friends' husbands.

    Your rating: None Average: 4 (8 votes)
  • Gift with purchase

    When I got home and looked over my receipt, I realized the sales girl didn't charge me for one of the dresses I bought. I think I'll consider it a gift for being a great customer.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.7 (6 votes)
  • My bad

    I hit someone's car in the parking lot at work and drove away. The really bad thing is she was sitting in the car!

    Your rating: None Average: 2.8 (6 votes)
  • dear bff

    I hate my best friend's boyfriend.

    Your rating: None Average: 5 (3 votes)
  • My Birthday

    I am pissed on the inside because I just KNEW he was going to fly in to see me on MY birthday! I mean, I flew him in on HIS birthday!

    Your rating: None Average: 4 (7 votes)
  • What a sham

    Why does every stay-at-home mom have to get involved in some stupid pyramid scheme? GET A REAL F-ING JOB and stop trying to sell me your stupid candles, monogram bags and wall decor.

    Your rating: None Average: 4 (16 votes)
  • Student Loans

    I haven't paid my student loans in months. If I did a little bit of budgeting, I could probably afford them, but I'm not quite ready to change my lifestyle and I don't feel bad about it.

    Your rating: None Average: 3.4 (9 votes)
  • ALMOST proud of it

    My ex was a COMPLETE JERK!! He lied to me constantly and cheated.

    Your rating: None Average: 2.7 (6 votes)
  • commando

    I'm not wearing any underwear.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.5 (11 votes)

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