Confessions

  • I was a teacher, but after having my own kids, decided I didn't really like kids anymore.

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  • When people find out my kids are all going to be in school full-time they always ask, "What are you going to do with yourself now?" as if I have nothing to do but just sit around. I'm always busy!

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  • My husband is a secret Gleek.

    Your rating: None Average: 3.3 (3 votes)
  • I had a one night stand with a guy solely because he had an amazing beard.

    Your rating: None Average: 3.5 (8 votes)
  • I'm afraid of feeling like a failure if I don't have kids.

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  • I want to carry a gun.

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  • I'm afraid I'm a ditz.

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  • I divorced my ex-husband because of sports. After marriage I learned that he was an all-sports fanatic. Something he cleverly hid during our long-distance courtship of one year. After six years of 24-hour sports, I slide out of home plate.

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  • Why are renters so weird? Our current neighbor is a real ass-hat

    Your rating: None Average: 4.8 (5 votes)
  • My six-year-old son has yelled "Go douchebag!" at other cars in traffic. More than once.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.5 (13 votes)
  • I stole postcards from a church in Italy.

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  • I am bisexual. However, men think this means I'm into threesomes and women think I'll leave them for a man! So I usually don't let people know. What to do?

    Your rating: None Average: 4.3 (8 votes)
  • I'm pretending to just be friends with my best guy friend but I've been in love with him from first sight. I chose "friends" because I couldn't pursue anything else when we first met, but my heart breaks every day I see him, knowing if we were together it would probably be a disaster. I don't care. I love him anyway. And if I'm smart, he'll never know.

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  • dirty?

    I am an infrequent bather

    Your rating: None Average: 3 (5 votes)
  • I review films and I have never seen Citizen Kane

    Your rating: None Average: 4.3 (6 votes)
  • I only exercise when my friends start losing weight.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.7 (6 votes)
  • I feel like I'm ruining my partner's life.

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  • When my ex dumped me, I put Nair in his shampoo.

    Your rating: None Average: 4.8 (14 votes)
  • employee of the year?

    my resume is full of lies.

    Your rating: None Average: 3.8 (11 votes)
  • Holy war

    I am agnostic but my family thinks I'm a Christian like them. I can't tell them or they would never stop trying to "save me". What do I do?

    Your rating: None Average: 4.7 (6 votes)

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