confessions

Confession:bitches be friends

I'm starting to enjoy the girl I used to hate. What is happening to me...?

Confession:Am I The Only One?

How did he get to be over 400 pounds? I'm ashamed to go out in public with him. People stare at him with disgust. We haven't had any intimacy or intercourse in 3 years. He cries real tears about losing wieght, but an hour later, he's at Krispy Kremes!

Confession:Sexual Meetings

I enjoy thinking about sex with my boyfriend during work meetings — even the non-boring meetings.

Confession:Please Go Get Some!

I'm convinced that the passive-aggressiveness among some of the women at work would go away if their husbands would give them a good f*ck. Get laid, be happy and then come work with me.

Confession:My younger self

Every time I'm around teenagers, I wonder "was I that annoying and selfish?!"

Confession:Something to believe in

I've decided I'm an atheist, but I don't know how to tell my parents, one of whom is a pastor.

Confession:Clothes Make the Man

My husband loves when I dress up for him, whether it is sleazy or not. I've learned that if I have to be uncomfortable wearing some of the things he likes me in then he might as well see what I have to go through! Sooooo, if I have to wear something for him, he in return has to wear the same thing to see what it is like!

Confession:lazy a$$ nurses

I get tired of these overpaid nurses sitting on their lazy asses... can't even answer a call light!

Confession:I yelled my boss' name

While having sex with my fiancé, I yelled out my boss' name.

Confession:Let's all get along

I'm perplexed by the ongoing battle between working moms and stay-at-home moms. It's all hard. We need to stop attacking each other.

Confession:Decisions, decisions

I think I'd be happier if I didn't second-guess every single decision I make.

Confession:Sad but true

Domestic violence is absolutely wrong, but sometimes I think there are some people who need a good ass-kicking.

Confession:High horse

I DO think I'm a lot better than most people.

Confession:So embarrassing

I pee a little every time I sneeze or laugh to hard.

Confession:Color matters

I hate blondes, especially fake ones!

Confession:Suspicious minds

I snoop through my boyfriend's stuff when he's not around. I don't think he would, but I've been cheated on and lied to before, so I'm gonna catch him in the act before I get hurt again.

Confession:To Pointless and No Life

You may not know it, but you are very special people. We are all different and have special talents. You are not a waste of space, you are a gift to the world and don't let anyone make you feel like you are not a wonderful and special person. Please stay positive and BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! I am grateful for you!

Confession:Pyramid Scheme

Do you even know what a Pyramid Scheme is? Apparently not! This NETWORK MARKETING company pays for my bills, vacations, cars, and I get to do what I want, when I want, however I F-ING want while you are working your J-O-B! So PYRAMID THIS!

Confession:Liar, liar

I lie all the time, sometimes for no reason at all, just because I can.

Confession:Escape

I want to run off to Florida and work on the crew of a mega yacht.

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