confessions

Confession:Baby Fever

I'm not ready to have children, but when I dream about being pregnant, I always wake up disappointed it's not real.

Confession:vday

I'm one of those people who hates Valentine's Day. There I said it.

Confession:Love

I'm in love

Confession:Beauty Sleep

If I had my own office and a secretary to notify me when I had a visitor, I would probably be napping most days around 3 p.m. in my office.

Confession:Secret Love

I am in love with my best friend. She doesn't know it. Neither does my husband.

Confession:I'm sooo busy..doing what!?

I totally respect stay at home moms HOWEVER, if you are a SAHM and your kids are in school for 7 hours per day, what the heck are you doing!? Don't tell me you are sooo busy (what, going to Starbucks)!?

Confession:CHILDREN

HOW BAD IS THIS? I LOVE MY KIDS DEARLY BUT KNOW I SHOULD NEVER HAVE HAD KIDS. IT'S A SAD REALIZATION I CAME TO YEARS AGO.

Confession:Using Food As Comfort

I got so mad at my boyfriend tonight that I ate four taco supremes, two been burritos and two orders of cinnamon crisps. I hate that I did that.

Confession:Alone Again........

my boyfriend leaves me alone so much that I opened a profile on a dating site just so I can talk to someone else. I feel guilty because I love him but I also feel angry that he thinks it's ok to only see me once or twice a week.

Confession:roommates/ex-lovers

I knew when my boyfriend and I moved in together we weren't going to last. Now we're stuck in this lease for another 7 months.

Confession:dog

But seriously, my dog is the cutest.

Confession:Hey Dad, F you.

Dad cheated on Mom. Mom forgave Dad. It's been 20 yrs. and I still haven't forgiven him.

Confession:marriage

I really really want to, but I can't bring myself to fully believe in marriage. It kinda scares the hell out of me.

Confession:facebook

facebook is the devil, but I can't bring myself to delete my account.

Confession:Snoopy

I read my boss's emails. I know what she really thinks of me and, to be honest, she is a two-faced bitch!

Confession:Embarrassing

I LOVE to pick my nose!

Confession:Love

I have had a crush on someone else while in a relationship.

Confession:paper doll...

I buy my boyfriend clothes, and act really sweet and excited when he likes them. He is under the impression that I am giving him nice gifts because I care about him. Really, I buy them for him because he has no sense of style, and I am embarrassed to be out in public with him in his regular wardrobe.

Confession:Vagina Ventings

My vagina is a virgin, victim, survivor, lover, mistress, whore, prostitute, wife, mother and grandmother. My vagina was so powerful it made men weak and made me powerless. But now, it’s mine and I love it. I keep the keys to this castle.

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